This Dog Ate WHAT?!

Is this for real? Or am I the most gullible person on the planet? I mean, I have a dog that eats everything! I walked in to the bedroom the other morning to find my entire purse emptied out on the bed w select items taken for chewing. Would your ear buds actually still work in your dogs belly. Also, why are your recording and not rushing the pup to the vet?!